© Close to SpectacularScottish born singer Sheena Easton is inundated with bookings for gay events. The Bond theme chanteuse big in the 1980s with hits such as “Modern Girl” went down a treat at the recent Phoenix Gay Pride Festival. Imminent events include the Long Beach Lesbian and Gay Pride and a gay and lesbian cruise departing from New York. However the idea of Sheena Easton performing at gay events such as Glasgay in her native Scotland is meet with ridicule with the event organiser describing Easton as a “washed up has been”. Easton is seen as having betrayed her Scottish heritage by becoming a American citizen and adopting an American accent. Well you can't win “em all and North America is a more lucrative market than Scotland.

by mre770

Cruising has certainly become very popular over the last few years. There is plenty of choice whether you want to stay in Europe and enjoy the sun in the Med or the magnificent scenery of Scandinavia or the Scottish Islands. If you would like to venture further afield what about Mauritius to Cape Town or Auckland to Sydney? As every you'll need to shop around to ensure that you get the best deal which may be directly with the cruise line or through a cruise consolidator such as Cruise !stCruise Store and Cruise Line. It's useful to start your search on consolidator's site as you can see which cruise lines operate on which routes and compare prices. Once you've found the best price you can always try approaching the cruise line and ask if they can beat the consolidator's price. There has been some criticism recently about overcrowding of some popular cruise destinations. You may want to bear this in mind when selecting an itinerary. I've never been on a cruise, have you? Would you recommend cruising to me?

The deal

Book select seven-, 10-, 11-, and 14-night Tahiti cruises on the Paul Gauguin by March 31 and receive free economy airfare from Los Angeles or reduced airfare from other cities. Plus, book a category E or F stateroom and you’ll get upgraded to category D stateroom at no extra charge.

Fares start at $3,194 per person in the lowest-category cabins. The free airfare and upgrade offers apply to the following departure dates:

June 14July 5, 16, and 26August 2, 9, 16, and 27September 6 and 20October 11 and 18November 12 and 22December 6, 20, and 27

It’s always a good idea to compare rates before booking, and you can use our price-comparison tool to search multiple travel providers.

All prices, dates, and booking details listed here were valid at the time of publication. Some information may have changed since that time.

To book

For more information, visit Regent’s website. To book a cruise, call 877-505-5370 or contact a travel agent.

Fares are per person based on double occupancy and do not include additional taxes, fee, or fuel surcharges. Offers are capacity controlled, subject to availability, and may change or be withdrawn without prior notice. An immediate deposit is required in order to reserve a stateroom with the airfare and one-category upgrade offers. Third and fourth berth guests pay the standard air add-ons.

The deal

When I checked, sample per-person prices for 2008 Alaska cruises included:

$549 for an inside cabin on a seven-night “Glacier Discovery” cruise aboard the ms Volendam departing from Vancouver for Seward on May 18. Third and fourth guests sail free.$599 for an inside cabin on a seven-night “Alaskan Explorer” cruise aboard the ms Westerdam departing from Seattle on May 11. Third and fourth guests sail free.$999 for an inside cabin on a 14-night “Glacier Discovery” cruise aboard the ms Volendam departing from Vancouver on May 18. Third and fourth guests sail for $199.

All prices, dates, and booking details listed here were valid at the time of publication. Some information may have changed since that time.

It’s always a good idea to compare rates before booking, and you can use our price-comparison tool to search multiple travel providers.

To book

For more information or to book a cruise, visit Holland America’s website, call 800-391-6258, or contact a travel agent. You must request promotion code RH, RA, or LI for double-occupancy fares and Z3 for discounted third and fourth rates.

Fares are per person based on double occupancy and do not include additional taxes or fees. Prices are subject to change at any time. Offers are capacity controlled and may be withdrawn at any time.

A few years ago Land Rover made the rather lavish advertising boast that seventy five percent of all models ever made were still on the road. Although that might be stretching a point, it is not stretching it that far.

These days the ubiquitous utility vehicle of the Anglosphere has borrowed more than is healthy from the SUV culture, meaning that the iconic Defender, that boxy, all purpose, everyman’s budget 4×4, has lost a lot of the original practicality that once made it the workhorse of the African bushveld.

There has always been a friendly rivalry between owners of the the FJ Toyota Landcruiser series and older Series I and Series II Land Rovers, as to which is the quintessential off road vehicle. If it was one’s desire to get behind the wheel and rough track it from Dar es Salaam to Harare without dipping into the toolbox, then the Toyota has always been the vehicle of choice. If, on the other hand, a certain amount of bush mechanics defines a great rough travel adventure, then the ‘Landie’ is, and has always been the preferred option.

The popular bumper sticker often seen on the back of a Landcruiser, that declares it the ‘Official Land Rover Rescue Vehicle’, is cheeky, but not a total lie. As a long time Land Rover owner and enthusiast I have owned an example of just about every marque prior to the age of the SUV, and can claim without exaggeration that I have broken down everywhere, under every circumstance, and with virtually every degree of severity. However, this being so, I can also say that I have never, at any time, been forced to get on my pins and walk any distance in search of a rescue. That peculiarity which makes the Land Rover the vehicle that broke the back of Africa, is simply that it can be repaired anywhere, and at any time, with a hammer, an adjustable wrench, a length of
bailing wire and a Swiss Army Knife.

The reason, therefore, that the manufactures of this mule like machine can claim that seventy five percent of all models manufactured are still on the road is simply because every part of them is both recyclable and interchangeable, and moreover almost every vehicle graveyard from Cairo to Cape Town has at least one, but usually ten, lying around. If what you need can’t be found on the scrap heap, then waving a few greenbacks around will produce one from somewhere, and if that fails the local metal smith with his tool of Africa, the four pound hammer, will usually make one up in a jiffy.

Meanwhile, certain urban myths have grown up around the Land Rover that I can confirm are usually true. On one particular journey I was midway between Arusha and Dar es Salaam in a 1973 Series II 2.4 diesel when the sump nut popped out and five liters of engine oil spilled out onto the gravel. I found a replacement nut, but with no oil to replace that lost, I decided to test an oft made assertion that bananas work just as well. Bananas are not difficult to find in central Africa, and after I had stuffed about thirty into the sump, and re-bolted it up, the engine fired. It then ran noisily and gingerly for a half an hour or so until the bananas were well mashed up, after which, still nosily, I picked up the revs and made it all the way to Dar es Salaam without her seizing up. Admittedly I then sat at a local beach side campsite or three days with the stripped down guts of my Landie on a tarp, cleaning banana out of every crevice, but after that, with a stomach full of fresh oil, she was back on the road and happily carried me all the way home.

On another I set out from Mutare, in Zimbabwe, to make the long journey overland to Cape Town in an early Series III gas powered ’straight six’. No more than thirty miles out of town the engine lurched, which was followed by a shocking knock that vibrated the whole vehicle. After popping the hood, my buddy and I stared in disbelief at the old horse chocking in a chronic state of distress. However, with nothing for it, and nothing between us and the South African border, we decided to test the metal of the old marque once again and just keep going. A little later a hydraulic line popped out, and gone was the clutch. Fortunately I had a Series II tranny in place, so crashing the gears was a piece of cake, just so long as there was no need to bring it to a complete standstill.

However, a common sight on African roads is the roadblock. These, more than anything, are the local informal taxation collection points, and although rarely does one encounter a real problem, one also rarely gets away without tipping the cops. This time, as I dropped down through the gears, my buddy leaned out of the window and shouted down the road “No clutch! Can’t stop!’ Upon which the obliging police details stopped the traffic in both directions, pulled back the barricade, and waved us through, catching the coins and the two bottles of warm Castle lager we handed them out the window.

By the time we arrived in Cape Town, six long days later, the engine knock has subsided to a tap, and I had fine turned the art of slipping the clutch, which made me wonder why we needed one anyway. With the head and the sump lying on the grass of the Oatlands Campsite in Simonstown, it now became evident that a ring had shattered and sent broken shards up into the cylinder. These, however, had by then embedded themselves deep in the aluminum piston, and did not seem to a be a problem anymore. Soot and other oily gunk, meanwhile, and packed itself into the space where the ring used to be, and all seemed well. The engine went back together again, we did what we had to do in Cape Town, and drove back home again. All the way up the N1 both we and the engine were blowing out a quantity of smoke, but besides that we were none the worse for the journey or the catastrophe.

Within the polyglot fraternity of travelers in Africa, meanwhile, the Israelis are a uniquely resourceful and pennywise contingent. They travel in tight groups, maintain a clannish aspect at the various campsites and lodges, and more than most appear to appreciate the intrinsic value of the Land Rover. Over the course of a couple of years, after noticing the same Land Rover appearing in my little Zimbabwean town time and again, I began to divine the formula. What happens, it seems, is that one group arrive in Cape Town, and through the network buy a tricked out Land Rover traveling wagon from an outgoing group. They then drive it north to Nairobi, after which, by pre-arrangement, they sell it on to another group of Israelis, who in turn drive it back down to Cape Town, and so on. This is an extremely functional and reliable system, and is cheap also since in most cases the ride is shared between five or six individuals. This, it appeared, was invariably the case; or almost invariably.

On one particular occasion I recall meeting to likely lads, recently released from the Israeli Defense Force, who were making their way north in the usual way. This time, however, their plan was to pick up on a gas share arrangement as many of the lovely and itinerant Aussie or Kiwi traveling babes as they could. While there is not much you can teach an Israeli about thrift, there is also not much you can teach an antipodean about traveling. After many very pleasant liaisons my two friends were finding it increasingly difficult to cover the costs, complaining rather loudly all the while that none of these women were prepared to contribute to the gas. Clearly, I thought, they had a lot to learn, and in due course did. It was not long before they were traveling in the company of other Israelis, and that way things slipped back into the comfortable norm of everybody paying his share in the customary way.

Sadly those great days are now slowly dying as the old working Land Rovers give way to less functional and less recyclable variants that do not always seem to suit the terrain quite as well. The Germans now make Land Rover, and Land Rovers have predictably have become more Teutonic in both aspect and functionality. These days I would be happy to take a long journey in a Land Rover, particularly now that I have completely exorcised the desire to skin my knuckles on a monkey wrench just for the hell of it. Land Rover is still the 4×4 of choice in Africa, and methinks more than anything it is Africa that is changing, and that the old roads, and the old vehicles, just don’t have the same relevance anymore. Isn’t it always the case, that things just ain’t what they used to be?

About the author:

Peter Baxter is an author and field guide specialising in the highlands of south central Africa. He was born in Kenya to British expatriate parents, and grew up in Rhodesia before that country became Zimbabwe at independence in 1980. Widely travelled in the region, Peter now writes on the history and politics of southern Africa, and is currently available as an exclusive guide for private and escorted trips to the sub-continent.

The deal

When I checked, sample per-person prices for 2008 sailings included:

$219 for an inside stateroom, $249 for an oceanview stateroom, and $309 for a suite on a three-night Bahamas cruise aboard the Sovereign of the Seas departing from Port Canaveral/Orlando on September 19.$239 for an inside stateroom, $259 for an oceanview stateroom, and $399 for a suite on a four-night Baja Mexico cruise aboard the Monarch of the Seas departing from Los Angeles on April 14.$249 for an inside stateroom, $279 for an oceanview stateroom, and $429 for a suite on a three-night Baja Mexico cruise aboard the Monarch of the Seas departing from Los Angeles on May 2.$249 for an inside stateroom, $279 for an oceanview stateroom, and $419 for a suite on a four-night Bahamas cruise aboard the Sovereign of the Seas departing from Port Canaveral/Orlando on September 8.$319 for an inside stateroom, $509 for an oceanview stateroom, $549 for a balcony stateroom, and $999 for a suite on a four-night western Caribbean cruise aboard the Navigator of the Seas departing from Ft. Lauderdale on March 6.$329 for an inside stateroom, $399 for an oceanview stateroom, $649 for a balcony stateroom, and $749 for a suite on a five-night western Caribbean cruise aboard the Enchantment of the Seas departing from Ft. Lauderdale on September 20.

All prices, dates, and booking details listed here were valid at the time of publication. Some information may have changed since that time.

It’s always a good idea to compare rates before booking, and you can use our price-comparison tool to search multiple travel providers.

To book

For more information or to book a cruise, visit Royal Caribbean’s website, call 800-722-5059, extension 80882, or contact a travel agent.

Fares are per person based on double occupancy and do not include additional taxes or fees. This offer is capacity controlled and may change at any time.

The deal

When I checked, sample per-person prices for 2008 sailings included:

$229 for an inside stateroom, $259 for an oceanview stateroom, and $319 for a suite on a three-night Bahamas cruise aboard the Sovereign of the Seas departing from Port Canaveral/Orlando on September 19.$239 for an inside stateroom, $259 for an oceanview stateroom, and $399 for a suite on a four-night Baja Mexico cruise aboard the Monarch of the Seas departing from Los Angeles on April 14.$249 for an inside stateroom, $279 for an oceanview stateroom, and $429 for a suite on a three-night Baja Mexico cruise aboard the Monarch of the Seas departing from Los Angeles on May 2.$249 for an inside stateroom, $279 for an oceanview stateroom, and $419 for a suite on a four-night Bahamas cruise aboard the Sovereign of the Seas departing from Port Canaveral/Orlando on September 8.$319 for an inside stateroom, $509 for an oceanview stateroom, and $549 for a balcony stateroom on a four-night western Caribbean cruise aboard the Navigator of the Seas departing from Ft. Lauderdale on March 6.$329 for an inside stateroom, $399 for an oceanview stateroom, $649 for a balcony stateroom, and $749 for a suite on a five-night western Caribbean cruise aboard the Enchantment of the Seas departing from Ft. Lauderdale on September 20.

All prices, dates, and booking details listed here were valid at the time of publication. Some information may have changed since that time.

It’s always a good idea to compare rates before booking, and you can use our price-comparison tool to search multiple travel providers.

To book

For more information or to book a cruise, visit Royal Caribbean’s website, call 800-722-5059, extension 80882, or contact a travel agent.

Fares are per person based on double occupancy and do not include additional taxes or fees. This offer is capacity controlled and may change at any time.

The deal

When I checked, sample per-person prices for 2008 island cruises included:

$549 for an inside cabin, $579 for an outside cabin, and $1,499 for a suite on a seven-night western Caribbean cruise aboard the Norwegian Majesty departing from Charleston on March 29 and April 12.$799 for an inside or outside cabin, $1,499 for a balcony cabin, and $2,099 for a suite on a seven-night Bermuda cruise aboard the Norwegian Dream departing from Boston on May 11 and 18.

All prices, dates, and booking details listed here were valid at the time of publication. Some information may have changed since that time.

It’s always a good idea to compare rates before booking, and you can use our price-comparison tool to search multiple travel providers.

To book

For more information or to book a cruise, visit Norwegian’s website, call 866-234-0292, or contact a travel agent.

Fares are per person based on double occupancy, and do not include additional taxes or fees. Offers are capacity controlled and may change at any time.

The deal

When I checked, sample per-person prices for 2008 cruises included:

$249 for a four-night western Caribbean cruise aboard the Carnival Fascination departing from Miami on September 15. This cruise calls at Key West; and Cozumel, Mexico.$269 for a three-night Bahamas cruise aboard the Carnival Imagination departing from Miami on October 24. This cruise calls at Nassau, Bahamas.$369 for a five-night western Caribbean cruise aboard the Carnival Inspiration departing from Tampa on December 15. Ports-of-call include Grand Cayman; and Cozumel, Mexico.$549 for a seven-night western Caribbean cruise aboard the Carnival Liberty departing from Miami on September 27. Ports-of-call include Cozumel, Mexico; Grand Cayman; and Jamaica.$709 for an eight-night southern Caribbean cruise aboard the Carnival Miracle departing from Ft. Lauderdale on November 5. Ports-of-call include St. Maarten, St. Lucia, and St. Kitts.

All prices, dates, and booking details listed here were valid at the time of publication. Some information may have changed since that time.

It’s always a good idea to compare rates before booking, and you can use our price-comparison tool to search multiple travel providers.

To book

For more details or to book a cruise, visit Carnival’s website, call 888-CARNIVAL (888-227-6482), or contact your travel agent.

Prices are per person based on double occupancy in category 4A or higher cabins, and do not include additional taxes and fees. This offer is capacity controlled, and prices are subject to change without notice.

The deal

When I checked, sample per-person prices for transatlantic cruises included:

$749 ($62 per night) for an inside cabin on a 12-night cruise aboard the Navigator of the Seas departing from Barcelona for Ft. Lauderdale on November 10. Ports-of-call include Cartagena, Spain; Ponta Delgada (Azores), Portugal; and Nassau, Bahamas.$849 ($61 per night) for a balcony cabin on a 14-night cruise aboard the Navigator of the Seas departing from Ft. Lauderdale for Barcelona on April 12. Ports-of-call include Kings Wharf, Bermuda; Lisbon, Portugal; and Cadiz/Seville and Malaga, Spain.$899 ($60 per night) for an inside cabin on a 15-night cruise aboard the Voyager of the Seas departing from Barcelona for Galveston on November 29. Ports-of-call include Cartagena, Spain; Funchal (Madeira), Portugal; Santa Cruz, Canary Islands; Nassau, Bahamas; and Miami.$909 ($70 per night) for an inside cabin on a 13-night cruise aboard the Independence of the Seas departing from Southampton/London for Ft. Lauderdale on November 6. Ports-of-call include Vigo, Spain; Funchal (Madeira), Portugal; and St. Maarten.

All prices, dates, and booking details listed here were valid at the time of publication. Some information may have changed since that time.

It’s always a good idea to compare rates before booking, and you can use our price-comparison tool to search multiple travel providers.

To book

For more information or to book a cruise, visit Royal Caribbean’s website and scroll down to the “Transatlantic” section at the bottom. Or, call 866-562-7625 or contact a travel agent.

Fares are per person based on double occupancy, and do not include additional taxes or fees. Prices are subject to availability and may change without notice.